Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Are Good For a Laugh (If Not Love)

Working It

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

Geek Love

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

Dried Fruits

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

Word Nerd

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”

Here are more clever grammar jokes for word nerds.

Meter Man

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

Take Two

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

Smooth, Dude

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

Action, Action

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

Pun Fun

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

For more fun word play, check out these ridiculous coffee puns.

Granted!

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

These hilarious tweets are sure to make you smile!

Wheel Love

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

Not sure how you’d respond to a cheesy pick-up line like this? These hilarious comebacks might come in handy.

Read My Lips

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

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Baker Man

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

Check out more groan-worthy bread puns.

Check, Please!

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

If that one made you snicker, you’ll love these funny food jokes.

Speedy Reader

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

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Medical Attention

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

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Number 2

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

These funny compliments are sure to win anyone over!

“I” Doctor

“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

Check out these hilarious jokes about marriage.

Brush Up

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

Sources: lolriot.com, humor.about.com, jokes4us.com, goodreads.com, and our own real-life horror stories.