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Dried Fruits
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
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Word Nerd
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
Here are more clever grammar jokes for word nerds.
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Take Two
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
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Pun Fun
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
For more fun word play, check out these ridiculous coffee puns.
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Granted!
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
These hilarious tweets are sure to make you smile!
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Wheel Love
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
Not sure how you’d respond to a cheesy pick-up line like this? These hilarious comebacks might come in handy.
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Read My Lips
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
Don’t miss the funniest Reader’s Digest jokes of all time.
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Baker Man
“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
Check out more groan-worthy bread puns.
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Check, Please!
“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
If that one made you snicker, you’ll love these funny food jokes.
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Speedy Reader
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
Need the laughs to come fast? Here are 75 short jokes anyone can remember!
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Medical Attention
“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
These hilarious first kiss stories will make you so glad you’re no longer a teenager.
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Number 2
“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
These funny compliments are sure to win anyone over!
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“I” Doctor
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
Check out these hilarious jokes about marriage.
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Brush Up
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
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