100+ Funny Jokes for the Holidays
Updated: Nov. 25, 2021'Tis the season to snicker! These holiday jokes celebrate the funny side of the festive season.
Holiday Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Smile
Just Desserts
Q: Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
A: He got 25 days.
Choose Your Own Spelling
Me: [Searches ‘Chanukah’]
Google: Did you mean Hanukkah?
Me: I DON’T KNOW, GOOGLE. NO ONE DOES.
—@rachelichtman
Check out these fascinating facts about Hanukkah.
The Most Punderful Time of the Year
You: I love this time of year!
Me: You mean you ‘ove’ it.
You: What?
Me: Because there’s Noël. —@tiemoose
Polar Opposites
People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.
For more grins (and groans), check out this collection of our favourite dad jokes.
Avian Obsession
“The Twelve Days of Christmas” is completely unrealistic. There is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds. —@TweetPotato314
Where do those birds even come from? Find out the fascinating origins of the 12 days of Christmas.
