100+ Funny Jokes for the Holidays

Just Desserts

Q: Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
A: He got 25 days.

Choose Your Own Spelling

Me: [Searches ‘Chanukah’]
Google: Did you mean Hanukkah?
Me: I DON’T KNOW, GOOGLE. NO ONE DOES.
—@rachelichtman

Check out these fascinating facts about Hanukkah.

Hip Hop Holiday

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: Wrap music!

The Most Punderful Time of the Year

You: I love this time of year!
Me: You mean you ‘ove’ it.
You: What?
Me: Because there’s Noël. —@tiemoose

Polar Opposites

People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.

For more grins (and groans), check out this collection of our favourite dad jokes.

Avian Obsession

“The Twelve Days of Christmas” is completely unrealistic. There is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds. —@TweetPotato314

Where do those birds even come from? Find out the origins of the 12 days of Christmas.

Famous Last Words

“Let’s go get a Christmas tree!” — A divorce story. —@sarcasticmommy4

Achievable Goals

I bought a treadmill because my New Year’s resolution is to have more things to put my laundry on. —@danwlin

Here are 15 New Year’s resolutions you should never make.

Holiday Hit

“All that time spent selecting and decorating, and a week after [Christmas], you see the tree by the side of the road, like a mob hit. A car slows down, a door opens, and a tree rolls out.” —Jerry Seinfeld

Here’s what you should really do with your Christmas tree after the holidays.

Frosty Gets Fit

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.

Feline Friends

I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their cats’ names on Christmas cards or the cats who refuse to sign. —@Cpin42

Don’t miss our collection of great cat quotes.

World’s Worst Office Parties

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon asked people to submit their worst Christmas office party stories. Here’s what people sent in:

– I stayed sober to avoid embarrassing myself in front of my coworkers. Then my heel broke, and I fell into the punch bowl.
– My boss ordered two pizzas for 15 employees, then ate one all by herself.
– My coworker got so drunk, he asked his girlfriend whether she was single. She said yes.
– I did a Secret Santa gift exchange; mine got me a can of creamed corn.

Stumped for gift ideas this year? Check out our great Canadian gift guide.

Two in One

My kids: Can we decorate for Christmas now?!
Me: Sure. [Puts Santa hat on pumpkin.] —@Manda_like_wine

These genius tips will make your holidays so much better.

Fa-la-la-la-la

Q: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
A: ‘Tis the season to be jelly!

Fast Wrapper

My wife: How many presents did you get wrapped?
Me [proudly]: Four.
Wife: In an hour?
Me: They were oddly shaped. —@dejavudad

Here’s how to wrap Christmas presents like a pro.

Peace and Quiet

Q: What’s a parent’s favourite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!
—Via Funology.com

Read the heartwarming story of how one night of carolling brought a small town together.

One Step at a Time

I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes. —@AbbyHasIssues

Here’s how to decorate for the holidays, according to your zodiac sign.

Create Your Own Carol

How to make a Christmas song:

1. Add sleigh bells
2. That’s it, you’re done —@MaxxSIO

Can you guess the oldest Christmas carol? (Hint: It’s not Silent Night!)

Mistaken Identity

Our new neighbours thought our Wi-Fi network was our last name. So when they gave us a Christmas card, they addressed it to “The Linksys Family.” —via HuffingtonPost.com

Here are some helpful hints on what to write in a Christmas card this year.

Starting Strong

My New Year’s resolution is to be more assertive, if that’s ok with you guys? —@megankcomedy

Check out more hilarious tweets.

Bad Behaviour

Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A: Rude-olph!

Bought or Borrowed

To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present…they’re due back at the library tomorrow. —@kellywithawhy

Here’s how to master the art of re-gifting.

Academy Award Winner

My performance in “I’m so sad I can’t make it to your Christmas party” is already generating Oscar buzz. —@RobinMcCauley

These are the best Christmas movies of all time.

The First Noel

Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

Why Stop at 12?

On the 13^th day of Christmas, my true love said to me, “I think I might be a hoarder.” —Jen Statsky, writer

Christmas with the Crown

Prince Philip looks out the window on Christmas Eve. “That’s some reindeer,” he says.
The queen replies, “65 years. Yes, that is a lot.” —Via express.co.uk

Find out what Queen Elizabeth gives her staff for Christmas.

Forged Signature

For the longest time, I thought my mother, father, and cat all had the same handwriting. Then I found out Mom was just signing cards for all of them. —Michelle Wolf, comedian

Find out what the holidays looked like 100 years ago.

Sweet Dreams

Q: What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
A: Cookie sheets!

Putting a Face to the Names

The office holiday party is a great place to meet everyone you’ve been emailing from ten feet away. —@someecards

If you got a kick out of that one, you’ll love these funny work cartoons.

Selling Out

Jeez, did Santa’s agent turn down a single commercial? —Jim Gaffigan, comedian

These Christmas brain teasers will give your grey matter a workout.

Second Chances

For those of you who have already failed your New Year’s resolution, like I have, there is always the Chinese New Year to try again. —@ThomasPankonin

Check out these Chinese New Year traditions we can all celebrate.

Seasonal Syntax

Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

Ready to put your vocabulary to the test? See if you can match these Christmas words with their proper definitions.

Comfort Food

I understand now why Hanukkah happens when it does. We could all use a little light right now. And fried stuff. —Jess Zimmerman, editor

Read about one family’s annual Hanukkah tradition, complete with latkes and lakes.

Baa Humbug

Q: What’s a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?
A: Fleece Navidad.

Literally Christmas

It was the beginning of December. I noticed my four-year-old putting on her hat and coat, so I asked her where she was going. She said she wanted to see if Christmas was really just around the corner. —Lynn Krochak

Check out these funny tweets every parent can relate to.

Time for a Rewrite?

Think how much more exciting “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” would be if they’d written it after the dreidel was dry and ready. —@Mikelffingwell

Find out why Hanukkah changes dates each year.

Gone to the Dogs

My mom is angry with me for letting the dogs see their presents before tomorrow morning. Apparently, I ruined their Christmas. —@akfarizel

Going for Broke

Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

Equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious, we asked 20 people to reveal how they learned the truth about Santa Claus.

Santa on the Brain

Christmas: the time when everyone gets Santamental.

The Ultimate Gift

One of my four nephews just brought me wine and said, “Here’s your Christmas juice,” and now he’s the one I’m leaving everything to. —@Kendragarden

Check out these uniquely Canadian holiday traditions.

Chimney Sweep

Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A: Santa Klutz.

Christmas Wish

The older you get, the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder. —@shutupmikeginn

Make sure to avoid these common holiday safety mistakes.

Try Again

At the Christmas Eve service at my church, the pastor, quizzing some children about the nativity, asked, “What gifts did the three wise men give the Christ child?”

“Gold!” yelled one child.

“Frankincense!” shouted another.

After a pause, a third asked, “Gift cards?”

—Alan Shaw

Hollywood Hanukkah

Christmas movies rebooted as Hanukkah movies:

– Home Shalom
– A Christmas Carole King
– It’s a Wonderful Life When You Call Your Mother
—@OhNoSheTwitnt

Curl up with the best holiday episodes of TV shows on Netflix.

The Nose Knows

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: “Yeah, I smell carrots too.”

Party Fouls

Employees who made their office Christmas parties memorable:

– The man who tried to photocopy his rear end, only to smash the glass and end up in the hospital.
– The manager who took his staff out for a three-course Christmas meal and “had an emergency” when dessert arrived, leaving his team with the bill.
– The poor soul who fell asleep on the toilet at a restaurant and woke up to find that the entire place was empty–and he was locked in.
—Coburg Banks

These funny work jokes will help you make it through the week.

The Non-Believer

Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
—via Jokes4us.com

In a Pickle

A co-worker was forced to participate in a $10 maximum Secret Santa one year. He protested by bringing cucumbers that cost $1 each. —@kingedhill

The Giving Spirit

Knowing that the pastor enjoyed his drink, a hotel owner offered him a case of cherry brandy for Christmas in exchange for a free ad in the church newsletter. The pastor agreed and ran this in the next issue: “The pastor would like to thank Patrick Smith for his kind gift of a crate of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given.” —via HotSermons.com

You won’t believe these funny classified ads actually ran!

Merry Measurement

Q: What’s St. Nicholas’s favourite measurement in the metric system?
A: The Santameter!

These hilarious DIY jokes will bring down the house!

Too Soon

“It’s way too early for Christmas music.”
— People in the year 75 B.C. —@Online_Shawn

Yuletide Visitors

Me: Knock! Knock!
You: Who’s there?
Me: Yule log.
You: Yule log who?
Me: Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

Small Blessings

The Hanukkah miracle is that the menorah oil lasted eight extra days. I re-create this miracle with every tube of toothpaste. —@daemonic3

Silver Screen

Q: Where do Christmas plants go to become stars?
A: Holly-wood!

Here are eight festive flowers that aren’t poinsettias.

Into the Church

Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back.

The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town. But three days later, the squirrels climbed back in.

Only the church came up with an effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and made them members. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.

Find out the fascinating origins of the Easter Bunny.

Scrooge Budget

Experts agree the best way to save money on gift giving this holiday season is by alienating all your friends and family. —@22_Minutes

Denomination

A woman goes to the post office and asks for 50 Hanukkah stamps.

“What denomination?” asks the clerk.

The woman says, “Six Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”

We’ll bet you didn’t know these surprising facts about Christmas in Canada.

Instant Classic

“So your new carol is just eight verses of you demanding figgy pudding with increasing hostility.”
“That’s right.”
“And it’s called ‘We Wish You A Merry Christmas’?”
“Yes”
“But it not really about Christmas is it? It’s mostly about figgy—“
“—Figgy pudding, yeah.”
—@NicSampson

These funny tweets about food will brighten your day.

Good Lights

A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up.

“Great,” she said.

I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.

“I don’t want this box,” she said abruptly. “It’s been opened.”

Missing Evidence

“Google that and prove it.” —My six-year-old when I told her she’s not getting a cat because Santa is allergic to them. —@dooce

These funny Google searches will put a smile on your face.

Snow Kids

Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren!

Senior Citizens

You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger. —Robert Paul

These stories about meeting Santa will fill you with the Christmas spirit!

Party Pup

“Oh, God, sorry, I’d love to talk and catch up, but, ah, man, I’m just…I’m petting this dog right now, so…” —Me, at a Christmas party. —@mulltoons

Stop the Presses

These holiday headlines—concocted by the satirists at the Onion—are completely fabricated. And yet they have the ring of truth:

• Coal Now Too Expensive to Put in Christmas Stockings
• Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think
• Accountants Pack Times Square for Fiscal New Year
• Book Given as Gift Actually Read

Have a laugh at the funniest quotes of all time.

It’s the Thought That Counts

[Friend opens Christmas present.]
Me: It’s a lie detector.
Friend: Oh… I love it.
Me: [whispering] We’ll see.
—@TherealAmyWeber

Hiding the Presents

I had finished my Christmas shopping early and had wrapped all the presents. Having two curious children, I had to find a suitable hiding place. I chose an ideal spot—the furnace room. I stacked the presents and covered them with a blanket, positive they’d remain undiscovered.

When I went to get the gifts to put them under the tree, I lifted the blanket and there, stacked neatly on top of my gifts, were presents addressed to “Mom and Dad, From the Kids.”

Celebrating Early

According to this advent calendar I’m eating, Christmas was five minutes ago. —@Book_Krazy

Stormy Weather

Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!

Psst—here’s the extended winter forecast across Canada.

Engagement Party

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? —@fro_vo

Gift Exchange

My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.” His response: “Receipts.”

Here are 10 meaningful alternatives to exchanging gifts this holiday.

Clean Slate

I have decided to leave my past behind me in the New Year, so if I owe you money…I’m sorry, but I’ve moved on. —@JayStewartPhoto

Have a laugh at these hilarious lawyer jokes.

Limited Knowledge

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. “No problem,” I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.

“You can’t do that,” argued my four-year-old.

“Don’t worry. Santa will never know.”

He shot me a look. “So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?”

Got a cookie exchange coming up? Take inspiration from this collection of our all-time greatest Christmas cookie recipes.

Spring Present

Top tip: this winter, hide a collection of bones in your snowman as a surprise for the children when it melts. —@MooseAllain

You won’t believe the weird things these people discovered after the snow melted!

Clapping for Christmas

Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
A: Santapplause!

Coming Soon

“Just once I’d like to see a big event-movie trailer that opens with ‘THIS HANNUKAH, IN A THEATER NEAR YOU…'” —@LostCatDog

Odd Christmas Visit

From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in Devon, England: “Their three-night Christmas break includes a packed program of family entertainment, a crèche, excellent cuisine, and a visit from Satan.”

Check out the most expensive typos of all time.

A Delicate Process

How to Decorate a Christmas Tree When You Have Kids:
1. Unpack ornament
2. Drop repeatedly until it shatters into a million pieces
3. Repeat
—@Lhlodder

Check out these cool Christmas tree alternatives.

Quick Cleanup

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read “Thank you for not looking in the bathtub.”

Here’s how to clean a bathroom in five minutes (or less)!

The Way the Cookie Crumbles

The kids left “Santa” whole wheat cookies so Santa “forgot” to leave their presents. —@sammyrhodes

Make sure you avoid these common cookie decorating mistakes!

Snow-Off

Q: What’s Jack Frost’s favourite part of the school day?
A: Snow and tell.
—Joshua S.

Check out these tips for building the perfect snowman!

Dangerous Questions

Four-year-old: Is Santa real?
Me: No.
Four-year-old: What about the Easter Bunny?
Me: No.
Four-year-old: Spiderman?
Me: You better hope Spiderman didn’t hear that.
—@XplodingUnicorn

Post Holiday Blues

A waitress at our restaurant had a change of clothes stolen from the break room. Making matters worse, she’d planned on wearing them to the Christmas party.

As a brand-new employee, I didn’t know any of this backstory, so I was a bit surprised to find this indignant note posted on the community board: “It has been two weeks since the Christmas party, and I still have not found my clothes.”

From over-salted soups to tipsy guests, we’ve got every holiday dinner disaster covered.

Shear the Spirit

Q: What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
A: Season’s bleatings!

These funny photos of farm animals are guaranteed to make you grin.

Easy to Forgive

Late for a seminar and unable to find parking, I pulled into a spot behind a church. It was only after I’d gotten out of the car that I spotted this sign: “No parking. Forgiveness is our business, but don’t make it harder than it already is.”

Doesn’t Add Up

Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don’t get how they made it to all those houses in one night. —@KenJennings

Anyone can make these easy DIY Christmas decorations!

Waiting for Christmas

My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the Mass to start, he turned to her and asked, “What time does Jesus get here?”

Time Flies

Jan. 1: Made my New Year’s Resolution.
Jan. 2: Okay, I’m gonna start it today.
Jan. 3: Okay, I mean it now.
Dec. 31: Damn, that went by quickly. Guess I’ll try again tomorrow!
—@kentaitin

Check out these lucky New Year’s traditions from around the world.

Christmas Eve Service

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, “Now, where was I?”

A tired voice called out, “Right near the end!”

(These silly light bulb jokes would’ve been perfect, too!)

Human Hubris

The amount of time and energy we spend putting up and taking down holiday decorations tells me our ‘top of the food chain’ claim is invalid. —@LindaInDisguise

If you want to sound smart, try out some of these clever jokes.

Interesting Gifts

For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me a sweater with a bull’s-eye on the back.

Here are some of the funniest one-liners on the Internet.

A True Miracle

Imagine if your cell phone battery was on ten percent and it lasted for eight days. Now you understand Hanukkah. —@HolyGhostNYC

Entrance to Heaven

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they’re met by St. Peter. “In order to get in,” he tells them, “you must each produce something representative of the holidays.”

The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it. “This represents a candle of hope.” Impressed, Peter lets him in.

The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them. “These are bells.” He’s allowed in too.

“So,” Peter says to the third man, “what do you have?”

The third man proudly shows him a pair of red panties.

“What do these have to do with Christmas?” asks Peter.

“They’re Carol’s.”

Reinvent Yourself

“New year, new me,” is a fun thing to say while committing identity theft. —@joshgondelman

Brush up on these tips to prevent identity theft!

Bad Grades for Rudolph

Q: “Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?”
A: “Because he went down in History.”

Check out the best holiday movies on Netflix this season.

Better Luck Next Year

I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” —Bernard Manning

Test your smarts with these hilarious history jokes.

Alternate History

My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader had to do was tell Joseph, “There is no room at the inn.”

But during the performance—after Joseph begged for a room for his pregnant wife—the boy didn’t have the heart to turn him down.

“Well,” he said, “if it’s so urgent, come on in.”

The Christmas Song

Q: What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their skill in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

It doesn’t have to be National Tell a Joke Day to find these jokes hilarious!

Santa Speak

Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.

If you liked that joke, you’ll get a kick out of these hilarious thesaurus mistakes.

Great Use of Space

Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this small lower left section of our Christmas tree. —@simoncholland

Looking for decorating inspiration? Take a look at this gallery of holiday decor across Canada.

Gift of the Magi?

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend that all I wanted was an Xbox. That’s it. Beginning and end of list: Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox. —Anthony Jeselnik

Want to turn someone’s frown upside down? Try giving them one of these funny compliments!

Addicted to Christmas

Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
A: He was hooked on trees his whole life.

Check out these bad jokes you can’t help but laugh at.

Mating

Our synagogue was throwing a coming-out party of sorts for our new officiant, which was to be billed as “Coffee with the Cantor.” The guest of honour, an Argentine, suggested that rather than coffee we serve mate, a variation of a South American tea.

That idea was quickly nixed, however, when we realized that we would be inviting congregants to “Mate with the Cantor.”

Seeking Investors

Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the first month of the year, collects subscription fees, then converts to a bar named Regret. —@siddharth3

Get ready for more witty bar jokes anyone can remember.

O Tannenbaum

Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it. —@weinerdog4life

Elf Therapy

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Canadian comedians reveal the best jokes they’ve ever told.

Seating Sections

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next party, I greeted two strangers and asked where they would like to sit.

Looking confused, the young man smiled and said, “Non-smoking, please.”

Find out the origins of these classic Christmas traditions.

Insulting Santa

This mall Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap. —Conan O’Brien

Confessions of a Store Santa

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”

The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?”

He promptly replied, “Another train.”

For more groan-worthy humour, find out what would happen if the person who named walkie-talkies named everything.

Mazel Tov, Mary!

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. —Andy Borowitz, writer

Don’t miss these funny examples of irony in real life.

When You’re Having Fun

Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
—Via Pun.me

Don’t miss these clever grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.

A Good Deal

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing—it was on the house!
—Via Pun.me

Here are the funniest Reader’s Digest jokes of all time.

Seeing Red

Me: I wrote you a song, Rudolph.
Rudolph: It better not be about my nose.
Me:
Rudolph: Sing the song, man.
—@KeetPotato

Don’t miss our countdown of the best Christmas songs—ranked!

The Truth About Santa

I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the children who get up early on Christmas morning. That way, I get to sleep in.

Do you sometimes have trouble making it to the punchline? Here are 75 short jokes anyone can remember!

Festive Fear

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
—via LaughFactory.com

Find out why Christmas is on December 25.

Candle Conversations

Two menorahs are sitting in the window.

The first one says, “Wow, it’s getting hot with all these candles.”

The second one says, “Whoa, a talking menorah!”

Don’t miss this side-splitting gallery of funny family Christmas photos.

Head Start

My New Year’s resolution is to be more efficient. So I’m giving up on it right now instead of wasting all January acting like I can achieve it. —@alispagnola

These New Year’s resolutions can help you live longer.

Meet and Greet

Spotted outside a church in Michigan during the holidays: “Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him.”

Planning your annual trip to the Christmas tree lot? This is the best time to buy a Christmas tree in Canada.

Irreconcilable Differences

I may only get married once, I may get married five times. But at least one of my marriages is going to end because of Christmas decorations. —@DadandBuried

This is why we hang stockings for Christmas.

Practice Makes Perfect

Untangling my headphone cord all year is good training for Christmas lights. —@Cheeseboy22

Don’t miss this roundup of silly holiday jokes for kids.

Open Mic Night in the North Pole

Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?
A: This one’ll sleigh you!

Now that you’ve got these hilarious holiday jokes under your belt, check out these funny real life holiday stories sent to us by readers.