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100+ Funny Jokes for the Holidays

'Tis the season to snicker! These holiday jokes celebrate the funny side of the festive season.

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Holiday Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Smile

Just Desserts

Q: Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
A: He got 25 days.

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Choose Your Own Spelling

Me: [Searches ‘Chanukah’]
Google: Did you mean Hanukkah?
Me: I DON’T KNOW, GOOGLE. NO ONE DOES.
—@rachelichtman

Check out these fascinating facts about Hanukkah.

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Hip Hop Holiday

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: Wrap music!

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The Most Punderful Time of the Year

You: I love this time of year!
Me: You mean you ‘ove’ it.
You: What?
Me: Because there’s Noël. —@tiemoose

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Polar Opposites

People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.

For more grins (and groans), check out this collection of our favourite dad jokes.

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Avian Obsession

“The Twelve Days of Christmas” is completely unrealistic. There is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds. —@TweetPotato314

Where do those birds even come from? Find out the fascinating origins of the 12 days of Christmas.

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Famous Last Words

“Let’s go get a Christmas tree!” — A divorce story. —@sarcasticmommy4

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