Funny Jokes That Are Guaranteed to Make You Grin
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Why don’t melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
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There are two muffins baking in the oven.
One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
These silly sleep jokes will have you snickering in bed.
After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play.
The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?
You’re under a vest.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
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When do computers overheat?
When they need to vent.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
These silly cow jokes will lighten your moo-d.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
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What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc already.
These doctor jokes will have you in stitches!
What did the elevator say when it sneezed?
I think I’m coming down with something.
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Did you hear about the man who got hit by the same bike every morning?
It was a vicious cycle.
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
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Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Because their capital is always Dublin.
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What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
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