Some things never change
The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. And Microsoft’s symbol for “save” is still a floppy disk. —@owensdamien
Even Captain America struggles
I don’t think I have ever, even once in my life, plugged a USB cable in right side up on the first try. —@ChrisEvans
Save image as…
If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called “IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.” —@SadPeruna
If that hit your funny bone, you’ll love these hilarious history jokes!
A message from above
Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud. —@ADDiane
Here are 75 funny jokes to make anyone laugh.
Personal cheerleader
If I’m ever feeling down, I just type “Yo are the best” into Google. Then it responds, “I think you mean: You are the best.” And I feel much better. —Jack Barry, comedian
Here are more silly Google searches that’ll make you wonder who’s asking these questions!
No soliciting, please
Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself, “Am I willing to delete one extra e-mail every day for the rest of my life?” —@AaronFullerton
Make sure you’re following these tips for safe online shopping.
Self-care
Finally some free time. Should I push the button on my phone that makes me feel bad about my career, the one that makes me feel bad about my body, or the one that makes me feel bad about the people I grew up with? —@thenatewolf
Here are 25 knock-knock jokes that are genuinely funny.
Noble cause
I’d like to teach the world to load the dishwasher. —@TabathaSouthey
(Psst—this is the right way to load utensils in the dishwasher.)
Force of habit
Movie theatre: Please silence your phones.
Me, who hasn’t taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double checks* —@abgates7
Here are 20 clever grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
Fixed that for you
The man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello. —@Pegerella
These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole-in-one.
Social media malaise
At the end of a long and difficult day, I like to come home, put my feet up, log onto Twitter, and get absolutely livid at everything awful in the world. Really takes the edge off. —@MarkHoppus
If you’ve ever called your kids for tech support, this hilarious story is a must-read.
This sucks
The nostrils are the HVAC to the soul. —@HMittelmark
Laugh out loud at the best Canadian jokes ever.
Multitasking in the modern age
I’m just a girl sitting in front of a computer, holding a phone that is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of. —@Allison_Tolman
If you enjoyed these funny technology tweets, don’t miss these hilarious tweets every parent can relate to.