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10 Hilarious Golf Jokes That Are Better Than a Hole-in-One

Golf may be a serious sport, but these jokes will have you giggling on the green.

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Aiming Low

“Golf is literally a sport to see who can play the least golf.” —21Cosner on

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Sunday Service

“Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you spend more time praying on the course than if you went to church.” —brockoli117 on

Check out these hilarious jokes that are guaranteed to make you smile.

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Anyone Can Do It

“As far as I can tell, the requirements to be a professional golfer are the same as to be a drag queen: crazy outfit, crazy name.”—@gabydunn

Check out these other short jokes anyone can remember.

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Same Thing

“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” —G.K. Chesterton, via

These hilarious Tweets are sure to put a smile on your face!

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Good Mileage

“The average golfer walks about 150 km and drinks four litres of alcohol each year. Which means golfers get about 38 km to the litre.” —venkman62 on

These family-friendly jokes will have the whole family in stitches.

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A Numbers Game

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘Fore,’ shoot six and write down five.” —Harold Coffin, writer

Everyone can relate to these laugh-worthy Tweets about technology.

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Straight Shooter

“The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball is directly in front of me.” —@InkedUpKidder

These knock knock jokes are actually funny.

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Also Known As

“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” —Mark Twain, via

We’ve rounded up the best one-liners on the Internet!

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Tough Stuff

“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” —Bob Hope via

Liking the golf jokes? You won’t be able to help yourself from laughing at these corny jokes.

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Creative Counting

“I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.” —Arnold Palmer via

Now that you know the best golf jokes, check out these Tweets about driving that will make you laugh out loud.

Reader's Digest Canada
Originally Published in Reader's Digest Canada