Funny Dad Quotes For a Laugh on Father’s Day
Updated: May 28, 2021Want to put a smile on dad's face this Father's Day? These funny quotes from some of history's greatest comedians should do the trick.
Jerry Seinfeld on a father’s fashion sense
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
Rita Rudner on the secret of a successful marriage
“I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
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Bob Odenkirk on Father’s Day gifts
“My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”
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A knee-slapper from Stewart Francis
“Even though I’m proud my dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”
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Erma Bombeck on the parental divide
“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.'”
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Dave Attell on the innocence of youth
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a drunk guy who wears a cape.”
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James Breakwell on a typical exchange
Four-year-old: Tell me a scary story!
Me: One time little people popped out of your mom, and they never stopped asking questions.
Four-year-old: Why?
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Jon Stewart being Jon Stewart
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
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Mark Twain on lessons learned
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
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John Kinnear on the miracle of parenting
“Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.”
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