Jerry Seinfeld
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
Dave Attell
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a drunk guy who wears a cape.”
This Father’s Day, take Dad out for something that you both can enjoy.
Rita Rudner
“I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
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Bob Odenkirk
“My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”
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Stewart Francis
“Even though I’m proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”
These page-turners will give you and your dad something to talk about this Father’s Day!
Jimmy Fallon
“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honour Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”
Clarence Darrow
“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.”
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James Breakwell
Four-year-old: Tell me a scary story!
Me: One time little people popped out of your mom, and they never stopped asking questions.
Four-year-old: Why?
John Kinnear
“Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.”