10 Tweets About Driving That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
How to parallel park: Step 1. Park somewhere else.
Nothing to Lose
Never get into a lane-merging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window. —@MelvinOfYork
How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do? —@markedly
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses. —@armyVet1972
No Time for Jokes
The irony of being hit by a Dodge. —@rikpayne
Is This the Real Life?
When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension. —@yoyoha
These bad dad jokes from Twitter will make you laugh out loud!
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Me: What? —@3sunzzz
Know When to Quit
How to parallel park:
Step 1. Park somewhere else. —@XplodingUnicorn
Don’t miss these short jokes anyone can remember.