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10 Tweets About Driving That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

How to parallel park: Step 1 - Park somewhere else.

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Nothing to Lose

“Never get into a lane-­merging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window.” —@MelvinOfYork

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Sing Your Heart Out

“If anyone catches me singing in my car, my reaction is to stare at them until it’s awkward for both of us.” —@Rhodes411

You won’t believe the strange things these mechanics have found in cars!

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Six-Figure Salary

“How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do?” —@markedly

Check out more funny work jokes that are sure to make you smile.

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Captive Audience

“The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.” —@armyVet1972

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Positivity Boost

“Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said ‘parking fine.'” —@aadil

Everyone will relate to these funny tweets about technology.

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No Time for Jokes

“The irony of being hit by a Dodge.” —@rikpayne

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Is This the Real Life?

“When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension.” —@yoyoha

These bad dad jokes from Twitter will make you laugh out loud!

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Brutally Honest

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Officer: What?!
Me: What?” —@3sunzzz

These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole-in-one.

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Know When to Quit

“How to parallel park:
Step 1. Park somewhere else.” —@XplodingUnicorn

Every mom and dad can relate to these funny parenting tweets.

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(Un)happy Medium

“Ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” —@talesofarealist

Next, check out the best Canadian jokes of all time.

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