10 Tweets About Driving That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Updated: May 25, 2022How to parallel park: Step 1 - Park somewhere else.
Nothing to Lose
“Never get into a lane-merging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window.” —@MelvinOfYork
Sing Your Heart Out
“If anyone catches me singing in my car, my reaction is to stare at them until it’s awkward for both of us.” —@Rhodes411
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Six-Figure Salary
“How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do?” —@markedly
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Captive Audience
“The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.” —@armyVet1972
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Positivity Boost
“Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said ‘parking fine.'” —@aadil
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No Time for Jokes
“The irony of being hit by a Dodge.” —@rikpayne
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Is This the Real Life?
“When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension.” —@yoyoha
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Brutally Honest
“Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Officer: What?!
Me: What?” —@3sunzzz
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Know When to Quit
“How to parallel park:
Step 1. Park somewhere else.” —@XplodingUnicorn
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(Un)happy Medium
“Ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” —@talesofarealist
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