Accident Prone
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. —@Thisonesayz
Swedish Simplicity
I ordered a bed from IKEA, and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. —@Eileencurtright
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Go Ahead—Try It Yourself
Everybody’s a tough guy until they have to use a screwdriver overhead for two minutes. —@Stevevsninjas
Here are 75 short jokes anyone can remember.
The Trouble With Trends
People on HGTV in 15 years: “Wow, these white kitchen cupboards are awful and we need to add some walls between the living room, dining room, and kitchen.” —@Librarydervish
Now That’s Saucy
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I’m going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. —@Rickolantern
These hilarious bathroom design fails will make you do a double take!
I’ll Have What She’s Having
Here I am, watching Property Brothers and the lady’s “profession” is dog manager. Their budget is $725,000. What am I doing wrong with my life? —@Kathryn_worth
Don’t miss these funny behind-the-scenes Property Brothers stories!
Private Sale
Please don’t come to my garage sale if you’ve ever let me borrow something. —@Mjkspeaks
Don’t miss this roundup of our all-time favourite Reader’s Digest jokes.
True Love
Movies show people kissing in the rain, but I want a guy who’ll run out there and get the cushions off the porch chairs when the weather starts kicking up. —@Anniemumary
These jokes about marriage are perfect for a wedding!
Like It Or Lump It
HGTV’s Love It Or List It: We unexpectedly had to change the light switches in the bathroom so we can’t afford to do your whole kitchen renovation anymore. —@remedy45
You can’t help but laugh at these hilarious electrical fails!
Ulterior Motive
Am I the only person watching HGTV hoping the house will exact its horrifying vengeance on the awful people inside? —@JoeDiSano
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