Things Your Pizza Guy Won’t Tell You: Be Ready Before Ordering
One thing the pizza guy won’t tell you (but wishes he could): My other line is ringing, so choose the toppings before you call. Remember: It’s a pizza, not a lifetime commitment.
What Pizza Deliverers Won’t Say: Accidents Happen
Something you’ll never hear the pizza guy say: If I drop your pizza on the way, sometimes I’ll shake the box to get the cheese to slide back on right.
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The Pizza Guy Reminds You: I’m a Human Being
The pizza guy wants you to know: When you see me drenched and shivering in the rain, it’s not nice to close the door in my face while you search for some quarters in the sofa cushions.
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Pizza Deliverers Won’t Say It: Tips Should Be 10 to 15 Percent
Pizza delivery drivers are too polite, and too buys. But, ff you order a lot of pizza-say, hundreds of dollars’ worth, for a party or something-but give a $1 tip, well, they’re going to have a problem with that.
Pizza Guy Won’t Reveal: He Can’t Wait Forever
This pizza guy is reluctant to reveal that he’ll knock on your door three times and call you on the phone twice. But that’s it! If you don’t answer, don’t call later to complain that you didn’t get your food.
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